var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-13251311-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {} perhaps i’ll be a bird one day, if i’m good enough, and i’ll spread out and fly way and give up all this stuff. I’m saving up to start my own animal rescue.Tumblr (3.0; @meiscookiemonster)http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ampi7Bal1qzosjao1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ampi7Bal1qzosjao2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21733868858http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21733868858Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:01:09 -0400queuelast thing in my queueueuep.s. i'm leaving this blog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2on857H5E1qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/21327568039/dharbin" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.dharbin.com/strip/diary-april-16-2012-sitrep/" target="_blank">Dharbin</a></p> </blockquote>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21723561293http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21723561293Tue, 24 Apr 2012 14:01:37 -0400gpoylol i've sent texts like thatalmost never ends well<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyc6xtryuy1r0pgvko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21680258704http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21680258704Mon, 23 Apr 2012 20:01:24 -0400queue<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2kv03XhQI1ru1ip2o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21666222244http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21666222244Mon, 23 Apr 2012 17:01:36 -0400justin vernonbon iverawww look how cute bonny bear is awwwqueue<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jtq7UvCg1qcmb9lo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2jtq7UvCg1qcmb9lo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21655521930http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21655521930Mon, 23 Apr 2012 14:03:04 -0400queuehayley williamsi could name names but that would be mean<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lumfnywdDP1qerpvwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><span class="ugc_text" id="ugc_text_0">Jesus drove a Honda but didn’t talk about it, “For I did not speak of my own accord” -John 12:49</span></p> </blockquote>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21612306930http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21612306930Sun, 22 Apr 2012 20:01:01 -0400queue<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2boujAl971qa0uujo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://going-to-scranton.tumblr.com/post/21037877205/ilovecharts-the-mood-scale-for-television-i" target="_blank">going-to-scranton</a>:<a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ilovecharts.tumblr.com/post/21036253110/the-mood-scale-for-television" target="_blank">ilovecharts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://thoughtcatalog.com/2012/mood-scale-for-television/" target="_blank">The Mood Scale For Television</a></strong></p> </blockquote> <p>I like that Parks is on top here.</p> </blockquote>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21598885475http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21598885475Sun, 22 Apr 2012 17:01:24 -0400queuesubmission<span id="video_player_21585002046">[<a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Flash 10</a> is required to watch video.]</span><script type="text/javascript">renderVideo("video_player_21585002046",'http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/video_file/21585002046/tumblr_m2elj7v18A1qhtknm',400,225,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2elj7v18A1qhtknm_r1_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2elj7v18A1qhtknm_r1_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2elj7v18A1qhtknm_r1_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2elj7v18A1qhtknm_r1_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_m2elj7v18A1qhtknm_r1_frame5.jpg')</script><br/><br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21585002046http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21585002046Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:01:52 -0400annie edisoncommunitytroy barnesabed nadirlolqueue<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23jfeNFd11qbvaudo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23jfeNFd11qbvaudo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23jfeNFd11qbvaudo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23jfeNFd11qbvaudo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em><small>Aziz Ansari hangs out with Seal [<a href="http://youtu.be/Ua1vp0Y9ba4" target="_blank">x</a>]</small></em></p> </blockquote>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21533691533http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21533691533Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:01:50 -0400queueconanwhen he was singing kiss from a rose that was another great part of this interview thing<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29l87nRJD1rsgikeo1_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29l87nRJD1rsgikeo2_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29l87nRJD1rsgikeo3_r3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29l87nRJD1rsgikeo4_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29l87nRJD1rsgikeo12_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m29l87nRJD1rsgikeo13_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21522314513http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21522314513Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:01:41 -0400annie edisonjeff wingerqueue<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ppryIiJ1r2wm2po1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ppryIiJ1r2wm2po2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ppryIiJ1r2wm2po3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly4ppryIiJ1r2wm2po4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21510301624http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21510301624Sat, 21 Apr 2012 14:01:58 -0400queuegpoyhouse bunny<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2al6ouIXl1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/20879584288/ahhhhyeah" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/s32em/dog_trains_himself/" target="_blank">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21461332984http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21461332984Fri, 20 Apr 2012 20:02:13 -0400queue<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ahja5epC1r6r1qqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21451278475http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21451278475Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:01:15 -0400queue<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28wg1nV6J1qakflfo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m28wg1nV6J1qakflfo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21443126390http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21443126390Fri, 20 Apr 2012 13:21:18 -0400White Chicksthis movie is so greatqueue<p>Hi!  I love you guys, so I thought I&#8217;d let you know there&#8217;s a 90% chance I&#8217;m leaving this blog and if I feel the need to be back, I&#8217;ll start over and probably follow the few of you I consider to be the coolest.  I&#8217;m here &#8216;till my queue&#8217;s over, so that&#8217;s a few days.  Ally, I&#8217;ll email you a link if I remake.  You&#8217;ve all been lovely and I really love a lot of the people I&#8217;ve met and spent time with here via the interwebs.  Leela sends cuddles.</p>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21416187456http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21416187456Thu, 19 Apr 2012 22:24:00 -0400lol at the two assholes who just unfollowedidechave a nice life<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2r9dhL7wx1qaudq4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><span class="ugc_text" id="ugc_text_0">“Pichubird”<br/></span>(<a href="http://canv.as/s/zmor" target="_blank">via</a> myself on canv.as)</p>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21414369287http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21414369287Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:56:00 -0400kirkshit i put on kirkleelaalsogpoybut actually it really is me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly50pvHJJK1r0dm8zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stupidaudrey.tumblr.com/post/20816741658/blackcat" target="_blank">stupidaudrey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>purrrfect </p> </blockquote>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21406911103http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21406911103Thu, 19 Apr 2012 20:01:42 -0400queuekitty<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/21396415083/tumblr_m20k5mtAty1qbpn1b&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nostanding-justdancing.tumblr.com/post/20530144883/black-sheep-metric" target="_blank">nostanding-justdancing</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Black Sheep - Metric</em></p> </blockquote>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21396415083http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21396415083Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:02:19 -0400everything is the scott pilgrim soundtrack and nothing hurtsqueue<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m247qzYUN01roe4ino1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nsfw.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/20652881357/cy-h" target="_blank">nsfwhumor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/2759/" target="_blank">cy&h</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21388126801http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21388126801Thu, 19 Apr 2012 14:02:34 -0400queuelol<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2loyoJ0QJ1qztbk7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21365795735http://meiscookiemonster.tumblr.com/post/21365795735Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:48:39 -0400say that all you want but i feel alone when leela's asleepgoodnight.