perhaps i'll be a bird one day, if i'm good enough, and i'll spread out and fly way and give up all this stuff.I'm saving up to start my own animal rescue.
State of the Union Drinking Game
afternoonsnoozebutton:brosephstalin:
4 months agoDrink Whenever You:
- See a sourfaced white man
- See someone reading a newspaper/on their laptop/ipad/etc
- See someone not applauding
Finish your drink if
- Someone shouts when Obama is talking
- Biden fistpumps
- Boehner refuses to applaud
Finish all remaining drinks if
- Biden yells “FUCK YEAH!”
- Boehner cries
- Republicans stage a mass walk-out
- Obama says “Fuck all yall I’m out” and promptly leaves via jetpack
I’m too young to die but okay.
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