January 2012
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afternoonsnoozebutton: mrgoldendeal: I’m tired of bible verse status updates, so I thought of a good default response. If you’re rusty: 19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.21 So you...
Jan 26th
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adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
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Jan 25th
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Fridge tea is the probably the greatest thing Jessica taught me.
Jan 25th
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“oh god, he talked about the military. guess i have to stand up now.”
– john boehner’s inner monolouge
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I didn’t know some people were closer to time travel than others, but sure.
Jan 25th
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OBAMA, I WANT TO HUG YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
Jan 25th
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State of the Union Drinking Game
afternoonsnoozebutton:brosephstalin: Drink Whenever You: See a sourfaced white man See someone reading a newspaper/on their laptop/ipad/etc See someone not applauding Finish your drink if Someone shouts when Obama is talking Biden fistpumps Boehner refuses to applaud Finish all remaining drinks if Biden yells “FUCK YEAH!” Boehner cries Republicans stage a mass walk-out Obama says...
Jan 25th
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Anonymous asked: Oooh, can I work at your soon-to-be animal rescue?? Pretty please!!
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These are general updates on my life TFIOS was such a great book.  I think I’ve said that already, but it was just so lovely. I’m not going back to school indefinitely, because they are terrible at doing their own job (and now it’s kind of late to sign up for whatever classes are left and stuff…) I’m going to the airport tomorrow to pick up my little cousin, who...
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Jan 22nd
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do you guys ever get friendship crushes on people
fisticuffsandadventure: like you just… appreciate them so much… in a non-romantic way… and you think they’re super awesome and cool… and you just want to be SUPER FRIENDS FOREVER…
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anndjustlikethat replied to your post You live in Tampa?! I did for a while.
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